🐾 Entertainment, not diagnosis

What would your dog say if it could talk?

Dogzi listens for a bark or a meow and turns it into a funny line – read out loud, subtitled, and saved as a video you can send to friends.

See how it works ▶ Google Play – coming soon
🐾 Hugo is listening…

Seriously? The same bowl again? We talked about this.

i'll get you a treat

Now we're talking.

Interface mock-up – not an actual screenshot.

Entertainment only – not veterinary advice. Dogzi uses AI to create humorous interpretations of the sounds a dog or cat makes. The results are for fun and are not a scientific translation, a diagnosis or veterinary advice. If you are worried about your animal's behaviour or health, talk to a vet.

What it does

Five reasons to try it

Dogzi works with dogs and cats, in English and in Polish.

Live “translation”

The app detects the moment your pet makes a sound and reads out a funny interpretation – in a voice matched to its size and personality. There are around twenty voice personas to choose from.

Feels like a video call

A full-screen camera view with no menus or buttons in the way. You reply by holding the microphone button like a walkie-talkie, and end the whole thing with a single “Stop”.

Videos worth sharing

The whole conversation records in the background. The saved video has subtitles, the real barking ducked under the “translation” and a Dogzi watermark – and it goes straight to your phone's gallery.

A pet profile from a photo

Take a photo and Dogzi will try to guess the breed, size and personality from how your pet looks. The analysis runs entirely on your device – the photo is never uploaded anywhere.

Works offline

With no internet connection Dogzi uses its built-in bank of lines and works normally. You can optionally add your own Google Gemini key if you want richer, less repetitive results.

Ads only if you ask for one

No pop-up ads like a typical game. On the free plan you can watch a short ad to unlock one extra saved video - always your choice. Premium shows no ads at all. There is no mandatory account either: install it and start talking.

How it works

Four steps from a bark to a video

  1. Meet your pet Take a photo of your dog or cat. Dogzi guesses the breed and personality traits, and you pick the name and gender.
  2. Start “Talk to my pet” The camera fills the whole screen. The app waits for your pet to speak up – you don't need to press anything.
  3. Have a conversation A bark becomes a spoken line. You reply by holding down the microphone button.
  4. Save and share Tap “Stop”, choose “Save”, and the subtitled video lands in your gallery – ready for Instagram, TikTok or WhatsApp.
New conversation

Hold and speak

Interface mock-up – not an actual screenshot.

Screens

What Dogzi looks like mock-ups

The images below are mock-ups made for this website. They will be replaced with real screenshots before the app is published on Google Play.

Hi there! 🐾

Talk to my pet

Funny moments

My pet

Home screen

1. Home – pick what you're doing today
📷 Let's meet your pet

Golden retriever · large · cheerful

Analysed on device

2. Pet profile recognised from a photo
🐾 Listening…

Dogzi waits for a bark

3. Listening – no button to press
Hugo

I saw you hide the treats. I know everything.

it's not what you think

Subtitles end up on the video too

4. The “translation” and your reply
🎬 Funny moments

Hugo · 0:24

Hugo · 0:41

Misty · 1:02

Saved in your phone's gallery

5. A gallery of recorded conversations
✨ Dogzi Premium

No limit on pets or videos

Every conversation mood

Price comes from Google Play

6. Premium – lifts the free-version limits
Versions

Free and Premium

No account in either one. Premium shows no ads.

Dogzi

Free

forever, no account

  • One pet profile
  • Up to 10 saved videos
  • Basic conversation moods
  • Fully offline
  • Optional ad for +1 video

The current price always comes from Google Play and is shown in the app before you buy – together with the billing period and a note that the subscription renews automatically. You manage and cancel the subscription in Google Play at any time.

Privacy in short

What stays on your phone

Dogzi is built so that nothing leaves your device by default. Pet photos are analysed by a model running locally, profiles and videos live in your phone's storage, and the bank of lines ships inside the app.

Two things can leave the phone, and we say so plainly: your spoken reply, which is passed to Android's system speech recognition service, and – only if you add your own Google Gemini key – the data needed to generate a wittier line, sent directly from your device to Google on your own API account.